“Stop being a Dick.” There, I said it.

Lisa Johnson • August 29, 2016

Unfortunately this is the end of the road. Toodles, (sic) please don’t reply, cheers! These are the final words from a text from a candidate cancelling an interview with a Line Manager. At 6.30am. Apparently this ‘terribly professional applicant’ (insert as much sarcasm as you want to here) was offered a ‘better job, paying more money’ sometime between the previous evening when they confirmed attendance at the interview and 6.30 in the morning. To be honest, we should have known when the same ‘said professional’ sent a text to our consultant saying “I am looking for a friendly work environment. My resume is very clear. Perhaps you should try reading it to understand what I am looking for.”

What a dick. Here’s the thing people – your resume can only ever tell us so much.

And if our job was SIMPLY to read your resume, then quite frankly our job could be done by a three year old with an iPhone. Resumes are often either euphemistic exaggerations or missing key information altogether. We don’t expect you to write a brilliant resume, so please help us a little, we don’t know what your ideal job is, from a couple of paragraphs in a Word document.

And everyone is looking for a friendly work environment. How many people do you think come in our door and request “Look I would like to report to a megalomaniac who rules the office with total fear?” And what is a bloody ‘friendly work environment’ anyway? Seriously, it’s just as vague and trivial as someone saying they are looking for ‘someone nice’ on Tinder.

Let’s be real people, EVERYONE thinks they are nice and every work environment thinks they are friendly. So stop being a dick. Okay, let me be clear, we are talking about a minority of people here, but…. …to all the dicks: we can’t help you.

No let me be even blunter than that: We WON’T HELP YOU. We don’t want to hear from you, we don’t want you to apply for our jobs and we don’t want you to contact us at all – If you are not willing to listen. If you don’t want us to help you. If you don’t want our advice and support. If you don’t turn up for work when we have found you that ‘great’ new job. Quite frankly, if you treat us like slime and disrespect our staff, then you are not of the calibre and quality that we want to represent to unsuspecting Line Managers. So ‘Toodles’ (sic) right back at you.

Good luck with your brilliant new job. I sincerely hope it works out for you because I have to tell you, before I sign off, please do not call us again. You’re not what we (or any of the Line Managers we represent) are looking for. You’re a dick.

  1. I know this sounds like I am throwing my toys out of the cot. But I am completely sick of recruiters being branded as shonky wheeler dealers when a vocal minority of candidates are just dicks.

PPS. To the vast majority of you all, who return our calls, are straight forward with us, who listen to our advice and treat our staff AND our hiring Line Managers with respect, thank you for not being a dick. You’re the best.

Find the job you love I Find the right talent
Get in touch with people2people

Australia
   I    United Kingdom

In business since 2002 in Australia, NZ, and the United Kingdom, people2people is an award-winning recruitment agency with people at our heart. With over 12 offices, we specialise in accounting and finance, business support, education, executive, government, HR, legal, marketing and digital, property, sales, supply chain, and technology sectors. As the proud recipients of the 2024 Outstanding Large Agency and Excellence in Candidate Care Awards, we are dedicated to helping businesses achieve success through a people-first approach.

Recent articles

By Maddy Laing May 19, 2025
As businesses continue to navigate economic uncertainty, temporary and contract hiring has emerged as a flexible and strategic solution in the United Kingdom. With companies needing to adapt quickly to shifting market conditions, this hiring model is proving increasingly relevant. Temporary roles are no longer just short-term fixes; they are playing a significant role in long-term talent strategies. According to Maddy Laing, Senior Recruitment Consultant at people2people, this hiring shift is being driven by caution around long-term commitments. "When businesses aren't sure about what the next few months look like, committing to a permanent role does sometimes feel like too much. That's when a temporary contract hire comes in." "Temps can be brought in really quickly, often within a day or even a couple of hours" In today’s landscape, agility is everything. Temp staff help businesses respond rapidly to seasonal demands, cover long-term absences like maternity leave, or support project-based work. Financially, this approach often proves cost-effective—companies only pay for the hours worked, avoiding many of the additional expenses tied to permanent roles. Host Liz Jones, UK Managing Director at people2people, explores both sides of the temp hiring equation. On the business side, it’s about flexibility, fast onboarding, and lower risk. For job seekers, it’s about opportunities to gain skills, expand networks, and even transition to permanent employment. Laing points out that despite the hesitation some candidates feel about temporary roles, the experience gained can be a major career booster. "You get the chance to build new skills, work in a different environment, work for a different team or company and learn new systems as well," she says. "That kind of experience can really make a difference in the long term and make you more marketable for permanent roles." Some temporary roles also offer higher pay due to urgent needs or niche skill requirements. And in many cases, exceptional temporary employees are offered permanent positions when companies want to retain their talent. For recruitment agencies, strong performers are often placed repeatedly across valued client accounts. Flexibility is another key advantage. For those between permanent jobs or seeking work-life balance, temporary roles offer the freedom to work for a few months and then take a break. And with longer placements, many temp workers receive the same benefits as permanent staff, including the possibility of remote work. As Laing summarises, "Versatile, efficient, and often comes with a lot of big opportunities. That's probably the most impressive thing we always see with temp and contract work."  In today’s dynamic market, overlooking temporary and contract roles might mean missing out on valuable career and business opportunities. Whether you’re an employer looking to stay agile or a job seeker navigating a transitional period, this hiring model offers real value and potential.
By Liz Jones May 19, 2025
In today's rapidly evolving UK job market, businesses are re-evaluating how they approach hiring. With economic shifts, digital transformation, and workplace flexibility becoming more prevalent, temporary hiring is emerging not as a short-term fix, but as a strategic tool for long-term growth. On a recent PTP Live episode, host Hannah Slee and guest Maddy Laing, Senior Recruitment Consultant at people2people, discussed this very shift. The conversation focused on dismantling outdated myths around temp roles and spotlighting how companies can use them as a powerful workforce strategy. "Temp hires today can be a really big strategic fix" Temporary roles have traditionally been seen as a last resort—a bandaid solution to cover staff absences or urgent vacancies. But as Laing explains, the game has changed. "Because of massive changes around economic uncertainty, new regulations, even AI and digital transformations, the way temporary hires are looked at is really evolving." These roles now often bring in skilled consultants, project leads, and industry experts who opt for temp work due to the flexibility and variety it offers. Businesses are also using temp hiring as a way to test new positions or headcounts without the risk of permanent commitment. In effect, temp staff provide not only capacity but also fresh perspectives and innovation. Slee adds, "Temp talent isn't just a safety net. It's really a competitive advantage." Companies can onboard quickly, scale up efficiently during peak periods, and stay agile in times of change—all without the overheads associated with permanent roles. Moreover, the quality of temp candidates has seen a significant uplift. As Laing notes, "The quality of temp work and the quality of temp hires and jobs has also really changed for the positive." Far from being a fallback, temporary work can drive significant value and often leads to longer-term opportunities. Another rising trend is using temp roles as a pipeline for permanent hires. When a temporary employee proves to be a great fit, many businesses are keen to retain them permanently, turning a short-term solution into a long-term asset. Businesses that continue to view temp hires as a last resort may find themselves missing out on talent, efficiency, and adaptability. The smartest organisations are already integrating flexible hiring into their broader strategy, recognising that these professionals can fill immediate needs while fuelling innovation and growth. As Laing summarises, "If you're still thinking of temp hires as a last resort, then I definitely think you're really missing out on a lot of potential."  In a job market where 72% of professionals are considering a job change, it's clear that flexibility and strategic hiring are more important than ever. Whether you're navigating transformation, covering a gap, or planning for growth, now is the time to rethink the role of temporary staff in your business.
By Maddy Laing May 19, 2025
As international travel opens up and more professionals seek overseas opportunities, finding work abroad remains a compelling yet complex challenge. For those eyeing a move to the United Kingdom, preparation is the critical factor that separates a smooth transition from a stressful one. While visa options are fairly accessible for Australians relocating to the UK, securing employment is often the real hurdle. According to Maddy Laing, Senior Recruitment Consultant at people2people, the initial excitement of moving abroad is quickly followed by the practical challenge of job hunting. "Doing your research before you arrive makes all the difference," she says, emphasising that preparedness is key to navigating the UK job market effectively. "Make sure you have your status set to the correct country" One of the first and most impactful steps a job seeker can take is updating their LinkedIn profile. Laing stresses that setting your job search status to the correct location—like London rather than your current city—helps recruiters find you. It provides visibility and signals intent. "LinkedIn is a huge advantage and a really big network people need to look into, especially when you're moving to a new job and looking for new work." Work eligibility is another cornerstone of successful job applications. As Laing points out, being able to clearly explain your visa status is essential. Recruiters and employers need immediate clarity on whether a candidate can be legally hired, and uncertainty here can lead to delays or lost opportunities. Connecting with local recruiters before arriving is another strategic move. Beyond job matching, recruiters offer invaluable market insights—like which roles are in demand, realistic salary expectations, and industry trends. "Even if you're not ready to apply just yet, those early conversations can set you up with better expectations and a clearer understanding of the landscape," says Laing. Preparation extends to researching local salaries, which may not match what candidates earn in their home country. Factors like cost of living, supply and demand, and economic shifts all play a role in salary levels. Laing notes, "Just because you earn a certain salary in a previous country, doesn't mean that you're going to earn that same salary where you're going." A personal and professional network is also invaluable. Reaching out to former colleagues, friends, or even LinkedIn connections can lead to opportunities that haven't hit the open market yet. Laing encourages prospective movers to engage with their network early: "Put a post out there, start to chat to people, connect on their posts, and opportunities may come through that way." Host Hannah Slee, Recruitment Manager at people2people, adds that the UK job market is showing cautious optimism. With employment up and vacancy rates stabilising, there's reason for hopeful candidates to be encouraged. While traditional sectors like retail continue to face challenges, areas such as tech, professional services, and immersive technologies are experiencing growth. That said, some challenges remain. Unemployment has slightly increased, and economic inactivity remains high, driven largely by longer-term health issues. These trends continue to shape talent availability and influence hiring strategies across sectors. If you're planning a move to the UK, the key takeaways are clear: start early, make use of digital tools like LinkedIn, be transparent about your work eligibility, and tap into local recruiter expertise. Aligning expectations with local realities and activating your network could make all the difference in your overseas job search. Laing concludes with a reassuring message: "If you're planning to move to the UK and to London, definitely we can help you with your job search or any questions that you may have." For professionals ready to embrace the UK job market, a proactive and informed approach will pave the way to success. 
By Liz Jones May 19, 2025
As the United Kingdom edges closer to a new financial year, businesses across the region are taking stock of their hiring strategies and workforce plans. A recurring theme is the importance of readiness, especially in a market where timing and preparation can make or break recruitment outcomes. According to recent insights, many companies remain uncertain about headcount budgets and future role requirements. This hesitation often stems from a lack of clarity in strategic planning, making it increasingly difficult to align recruitment with business goals. In today’s hiring landscape, the ability to plan ahead and forecast talent needs is no longer a luxury—it's essential. Recruitment experts are observing a notable shift. No longer are businesses simply approaching agencies with job specifications. Instead, they seek comprehensive market insights, including salary benchmarks and team structuring advice. This proactive engagement indicates that organisations are beginning to understand that recruitment strategy is deeply entwined with overall business success. "Strategic planning isn't just a financial thing" Maddy Laing, Senior Recruitment Consultant at people2people, highlights a common issue: "A lot of businesses do need to be prepared and think that they should be prepared. But once you actually dig into the details, especially around recruitment, there's usually some gaps that do need attention." Laing notes that businesses frequently fall into a reactive hiring mode, only deciding on needs once the new quarter has begun. This often results in top candidates being snapped up by more prepared competitors. "When you do recruit within a reactive process, chances are that the top candidate's already gone," she says. The shift towards strategic recruitment is echoed by Liz Jones, UK Managing Director at people2people, who notes, "Businesses aren't just coming to us with job specs. They're asking for market insights, salary trends, even advice on team structure. That early planning really makes such a difference." To combat recruitment pitfalls and build stronger hiring frameworks, both experts advocate for a structured approach. The first step is to review past recruitment patterns: which roles were hardest to fill, where growth occurred, and where gaps still exist. This data provides a solid foundation for future hiring plans. Next, it’s crucial to align hiring goals with business objectives. Whether expanding into a new region or launching a new product, understanding the type of team needed to support these initiatives is key. Laing advises, "Make sure that they are matching and in alignment... what kind of team will you need to support this and how is that going to be different to what you may have hired last year?" Retention also plays a critical role. Planning is not solely about acquiring new talent but also about keeping existing staff engaged and in the right roles. As Jones points out, "Maybe you don't need to hire many if you're investing in developing your current team." Final advice for businesses looking to stay ahead in the financial year? Collaboration. Laing stresses, "Don't plan in isolation... talk to your internal recruitment team, talk to hiring managers... and even some of your current employees." The more perspectives gathered, the stronger and more effective the hiring strategy. In a competitive market like the UK, strategic recruitment planning isn’t just beneficial—it’s essential. With the financial year fast approaching, now is the time for businesses to shift gears, adopt a proactive stance, and ensure that their hiring strategy supports long-term growth.
By Liz Jones April 16, 2025
Over half of UK employees would consider quitting if they discovered their employer was monitoring them, according to recent research. With 85% of businesses admitting to tracking screen activity and website usage, employee trust is at risk. In this blog, people2people’s UK Managing Director Liz Jones explores the impact of surveillance on workplace culture, stress, and retention. Learn how to strike the right balance between oversight and autonomy, with practical strategies to build a trust-first culture that supports both performance and wellbeing. Is your business protecting productivity—or pushing your top talent away? Read more to find out.

Latest Media Features


Get in touch

Find out more by contacting one of our specialisat recruitment consultants across Australia, New Zealand, and the United Kingdom.

Contact us